“Colin Burgess” <cburgess@qnx.com> wrote in message
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Armin Steinhoff <> a-steinhoff@web.de> > wrote:
Colin Burgess wrote:
You could cut the SMM pin on the chip? :v)
… but open a window before you are doings so.
A burning CPU doesn"t smell so good >
“The vital consituent in computer chips is smoke - if it leaks out,
then they stop working!” - Unknown
That’s based on an old story about Lucas Electrics, a British manufacturer
known for it’s flakey electrical systems in cars and motorcycles. Here it
is below:
Electrical Theory
by Joseph Lucas
Positive ground depends upon proper circuit functioning, which is the
transmission of negative ions by retention of the invisible spectral
manifestation known as “Smoke”.
Smoke is the thing that makes electrical circuits work; we know this to be
true because every time one lets the smoke out of the electrical system, it
stops working. This can be verified repeatedly through empirical testing.
When, for example, the smoke escapes from an electrical component (like,
say, a Lucas Voltage Regulator), it will be observed that the component
stops working. The function of the wire harness is to carry the smoke from
one devices to another; when the wire harness “springs a leak” and lets all
the smoke out of the system, nothing works afterwards. Starter motors were
frowned upon in British motorcycles for some time, largely because they
consume large quantities of smoke, requiring very large wires.
It has been noted that Lucas components are possibly more prone to
electrical leakage than Bosch or generic Japanese electrics. Experts point
out that this is because Lucas is British and all things British leak.
British engines leak oil, shock absorbers, hydraulic forks and disc brakes
leak fluid. British tyres leak air and the British Defense establishment
leaks secrets… so, naturally, British electrics leak smoke.
From the basic concept of electrical transmission of energy in the form of
smoke, a better understanding of the mysteries of electrical components,
especially those of Lucas manufacture, is gained by the casual user.
DH